BREAKING: Bad Breath Cure Discovered on YouTube
March 5, 2020
Good evening, and welcome to the Orabrush News Network. The only news network, dedicated to curing the world’s bad breath, one made up story at a time. Tonight in the news, some areas of the southern united states are
facing an ice storm the likes of which have not been seen in years some
residents would even housebound for a period of several hours… There is SO much snow coming out of the sky, that I do not know what to do…. And Lauren was like “You better get down my hill” Because she basically lives on a mountain I don’t know if its really a mountain ora really big hill. We thought we were gonna freeze to death, but we didn’t. after her near-death experience blair
juicieStar107 had only one thing she wanted to share with the world. The Orabrush. But then I was sent this product which is called the Orabrush. If you feel it, they are really, really soft. If you wanna go ahead and get your hands on it, there is a website that you can order from. After Blair’s heartfelt plea on youtube, an overwhelming outpouring of Orabrush reviews swept across the web. I am gonna do a review on the Orabrush. “I tried the Orabrush.” “Orabrush” “Orabrush” “Orabrush!” (A young girl talking in german, then says) “Orabrush” Global reports of bad breath have been dropping dramatically. We’ve invited an expert on the program to discuss the phenomenon. Dr. Expert, are the reports true? “Totally.” Facinating! Next in the news, there are pockets of resistance to the new found cure. Dissidents have been using dish soap, body fragrance, pens, some people have even been resorting to using their finger nails instead of using an Orabrush. But be careful the insurgents say, or your tongue might begin to bleed. Seriously…. One man recommends using a frozen spoon instead of an Orabrush, but authorities have reason to believe that the man
is holding hostages. And now a word from out sponsor.
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